Thursday, October 9, 2008

Colemanfurnace Limit Switch

Lord Jesus and Goldfischlein

Nachdem ich in einer Action dryer had my bathing suit and my parched ertauscht for a considerable amount of paper printed a new one, i had to finally go swimming again. This was now today, in complete ignorance of the appointment, which I perceived already yesterday (yes, that was a good feeling).
Everything was as usual: in separate pools of aqua fitness course splashed in front of him, outside designated stupid children kicked pool noodles to laser swords and off virtual heads, a few retirees were in the way and I dived straight in on the sports car when he was the Etablissement entered. The Lord, Son of God: Jesus.
I could not believe my eyes. He had long, slightly wavy, medium brown Hair, and changed how God created him, dressed only with natural white shorts to the pool. So he stood on the pool deck, looking onto the water. I waited for the moment when he would begin the first step. I felt as if he would be going the same, once on the water surface blessed, everything, and then left. Which was not so. He turned to the children's pool, spread out his arms slightly and rose reverently down the steps into the children's pool. The entire pool stopped, admired Jesus, who moved so graceful, reverent, Glorio. So he walked into the pool and I already knew. Yes! I looked around searching. John. Equality had yet to come John. I would witness the Taufszene. Terrific! I had so often heard that there should be a new Jesus, but that he would be baptized in my pool, in my presence, I could not guess yes!
excitedly looking so I looked around for John laughed and visited my school Religionsabneigung. Crap! What was John? Would I recognize him?
suddenly entered the Mr. Bean the stage. Honest. I know how absurd that sounds, but I almost went down with laughter. This guy looked really like Mr.Bean. He entered the scenario in black trunks, yellow flip-flops and a backpack. Even now Jesus stared gene door and was also fascinated.
It must have been minutes, use the swimming pool remained in silence and meditation, until, without Vorwahrnung, all dissolved quickly in normality.
Jesus realized his mistake and moved with the children's pool, completely unspectacular, caused by the 'Great', Mr. Bean or for a little amusement, as he almost with a rucksack into the water rose, but then everything was normal.
And then there was Rita! Rita, the Goldfischlein. Proud of your character 72, tanned, daily swimming. Who knows Rita loves them, especially if it is not there! Rita is the gefüchtetste swimmer in the whole province. It has developed over the years a swimming style that seeks its equal. This woman is alone creates three lanes to beschwimmen - und zwar so, dass man einfach nicht in der Lage ist, ihr aus dem Weg zu gehen. Als ich sie das erste Mal sah dachte ich, man müsste sie retten, da sie kurz vorm ertrinken sei. Sie krault. Vorwärts und rückwärts. Vorwärts geht es noch, es wirkt etwas ungelenk und bedrohlich, aber sie kommt voran. Rückwärts jedoch, herrje, wenn ich das nur filmen dürfte!!! Bei jeder Armbewegung taucht Ritas Kopf komplett unter. Man sieht nur noch ein Stück vom hellblauen Badeanzug. Ihre ausgefeilte Schwimmtechnik lässt Strudel entstehen, die den Bademeister zwingen alle Eltern zu warnen, Ihre Kinder doch bitte aus dem Becken zu holen. Über die Lautsprecher wird verkündet, dass nun nur noch besonders gute Schwimmer im Becken allowed to stay for about an hour and a state of emergency exists in the pool.
Stop this scenario is then always around 11.30 clock from Veteran . The veteran who lost his leg in the war, his left. He saunters to the edge of the pool on crutches, from there it walking aids and artificial leg and enters immediately, on one leg the pelvis. Rita and the veteran may not be. It is rumored that they had earlier times had a relationship, but he broke her heart because he let himself get with Gerd's sister Inge inflagranti. Since then, the veteran Rita's nemesis. So they leave as soon as they saw him angry the indoor pool, so the veteran is very popular. Also, I like him.

fins Greetings

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