Wednesday, September 10, 2008

What Are The Attributes Of A Firefighter

the class president

Swimming can be so great! ... and it is called swimming pool, too , right? Unfortunately, the mutated today to pensioners paddling pool. I do not know where they came from and I do not know why there were so many, I only know that they stood in my way - and I mean all! Why do we celebrate ne cocktail party in the middle of the sports car?
brought my decent annoyed glances towards lifeguard absolutely nichts. Der lächelte nur zurück, winkte einmal kurz, das war's. (sehe ich vielleicht aus, als wolle ich flirten, wenn ich genervt gucke? ... ich muss das beobachten, also: mich) Folglich unterdrückte ich meine Wut noch für gut zwei Bahnschwimmversuche, um dann endlich was zu sagen:
Ich: (höflich) "Könnten Sie vielleicht die Bahn wechseln? Ich möchte hier gern schwimmen."
Oma_1: "...wir sind immer hier!"
Oma_2: "...es ist so voll heute, wo sollen wir denn sonst hin? ...Gerd, he Gerd ... sag der Frau mal, wie voll es heute ist."
Opa_1[vermutlich Gerd]: "... wir sind 3 Mal die Woche hier!"
Oma_2: "... and it is so full today, Gerd, it is so full!"
Gerd: . ... And it is so full today, since no one has an orbit of its own! "
I: "... I would also only ..."
Opa_2: "What does she want Gerd?"
(Gerd I think is something like the "class representative" of this group)
Oma_1: "They want us to go by train."
Gerd: "We should get away because she wants the web for themselves."
Opa_2: ! "Tell her that no one today has its own train is so crowded today."
Gerd: "I've already told her."
Oma_2: (to everyone else) "Gerd has already told her that it is too full and we split the sheets must."
A murmur passes through the retirees group, I do not understand. One speaks in Old German, Sütterlin, or Aramaic. Then turning to me, Gerd: Gerd
: "As long as they want to swim for as yet, young lady?"
I: "At least an hour."
Gerd: "Why?"
I: "... because I want to train." (I answer only very stupid. It is absolutely absurd and surreal, this has happened. I think even their faces have changed and sometimes have I feel they communicate wordlessly, silently with each other ...)
Gerd turns back to the group and they whisper to each other by, seem to be deliberate. I wait. Gerd suddenly turns to me again.
Gerd: "We will go a little to the side and they can then swim past us (after they move all together and some on the left) ... Now it should be enough, is not it."
I: "Yes, thank you."
Then Gerd throws the lifeguard to a look that nods briefly and continues the company retired its lively exchange. I will no longer observed.

Somehow creepy, right? The worst

is: that was really so!
pensioners were always suspicious of me already, but today ... hmm.

fins greetings

FrauJ

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